Chapter 005: A Difficult Intoxication

The two children from Second Uncle's family, along with Qin Huairu, placed Jia Fei onto the bed

Xu Damao swayed unsteadily to the home of Second Uncle, asking his children to bring Second Uncle back

Uncle San at the back has fallen down

Hahahahaha

I said to Damo, you wish the three gentlemen all their wishes come true, but why do you wish me good health? Do you not see that I am not in good health?

No one would admit to being foolish. Adding multiples of seven is so simple that one might even miscount it.

Only Shazhu looked bewildered and asked

I see it as acceptable

Da Mao has truly grown up!

Thus, Xu Damao said: "I will propose a drinking game that everyone can participate in, but you must be able to do arithmetic"

Hey, Sha Zhu said you are foolish, but you are not foolish at all! You never miss a chance to apply eye drops for me! What was I doing? I let the rain soak the steamed buns, and I took the vegetables to have a meal with the deaf old lady. Did I arrange it incorrectly?

In Damao Sijiu City, raising large livestock is not permitted, but it is likely that dogs can still be kept. However, how can you ensure that the dog does not bite the children? There are quite a few children in our yard

An elderly man inquired

Qin Huairu's face was still flushed! She thought for a moment and said to her mother-in-law: "Mom! The Xu Damao family has all left, but there is still quite a bit of meat left. Should I go and clear the table at Xu Damao's house?"

Hahahahahaha

Uncle San said: "It makes sense, opening the door signifies the auspicious beginning of the year. Raising three cups together is just right"

The last matter, I kindly request the three gentlemen to allow and assist me

"Is it so? From now on, I will not be going to the countryside alone to show films, right? The road is too dark, and I want to raise a dog to accompany me to the countryside in the future, to bolster my courage and also to serve as a means of protecting national property."

This is amazing. In the future, if I have the opportunity, I also want to show off, especially Uncle Er, who is so excited that his face is twitching!

Everyone raise the second cup together

Shall we begin then

Knowing how to show filial piety to the elderly is a sign of a good child

The first toast is to wish our motherland prosperity and strength, growing ever more powerful

Do not flatter me anymore, or I will blush.

It is not Brother Jia, I heard from a friend yesterday that women at thirty are like wolves, and at forty like tigers. You are about to enter a dangerous time, wishing you good health is not right? Only with good health can you fight against wolves, tigers, and leopards

Xu Damao said: "To this second cup, may our factory prosper more and more, and become increasingly thriving!"

Uncle One and Uncle Two also lay down with the * picture * book

Notify Uncle San's family to remove the person

Everyone raise the fourth cup together; after finishing, Jia Fei will no longer continue.

Xu Damao said: "Gentlemen, it is customary for you three to give the orders next, but may I have the opportunity to say a few words first? Just a few words, for with my drinking capacity, I fear that if I do not speak now, I might collapse before I get the chance to say anything."

After several rounds, Sha Zhu lay down

The three gentlemen were overjoyed, while Jia Fei wore a face full of embarrassment; this joke is truly a bit ahead of its time

Then I have crossed the line, just a few words

Uncle Yi and Uncle San also remarked, "Damao still needs to practice his drinking capacity."

The deaf elderly woman, a military widow, has lost both her husband and son in service to the country. Despite being offered several opportunities to go to a nursing home by the state, she refuses, stating that she does not wish to be a burden to the country

Xu Damao then said: "For this third cup, may our courtyard be forever harmonious and prosperous"

Xu Damao continued, "For the fourth cup, I wish the three gentlemen all their wishes come true, may Brother Jia enjoy good health, and may Shazhu's dishes become increasingly delicious!"

Brother Jia, you are truly impressive; just look at your pectoral muscles, they are really large!

Then I will go help him tidy up a bit, a man, it's not easy for him to manage on his own

Only Jia Fei and Xu Damao remain, still competing in drinking. Since Xu Damao started feeling dizzy, when it was his turn to drink, he directly entered a state of oblivion, so now he is known as the 'God of Wine'

After a while, Jia Fei got drunk

Sha Zhu found it boring again, feeling dull. After everyone raised their glasses three times together

This way, there will be no problem. What do you both think?

What kind of arithmetic is this, arithmetic in the thousands, which none of us can handle

Everyone has finished the first cup

Yes, that's right, hurry up, otherwise, we will be late for Uncle San's house!

What are you doing? Let the three gentlemen wait for you. We don't see you when it's time to work, and we still have to wait for you when it's time to eat. Why don't you just go to the sky?

During the New Year celebrations, everyone sometimes drinks together. Xu Damao's drinking capacity is known by almost everyone in the courtyard; at most, he can handle half a jin, after which he becomes completely oblivious to his surroundings

Sha Zhu said: "Come, come, everyone, let's raise a glass together"

Seeing that Qin Huairu did not lose her temper, he continued to pretend to be drunk. If one is to pretend to be drunk, one must go all out, performing a solo mime act in the room.

Seeing He Yushui's bewildered expression, it is evident that these two siblings lack common sense. After living together for so many years, how could they not be aware of each other's circumstances?

Even "Jia Fei" followed suit and said

Jia Zhangshi said: "Hurry up and go, I will take care of Fei'er, you go help with the cleaning, just take a look, is there anything left to fry? They are all so drunk, they won't remember anything tomorrow!"

Then I thank the three gentlemen

As long as you don't bite the child in the yard, there will be no problem

Indeed, indeed

Mr. San is an educated person; when he says something like this, both those who understand and those who do not pretend to understand, indicating that it should be this way

Xu Damao, what nonsense are you talking? In this city of Beijing, where are the wolves, tigers, and leopards? Who are you trying to scare?

However, Ankang understood everything, so everyone together drank the third cup

These three individuals are quite eager, having agreed without even hearing the conditions.

Ah, everyone seems to find it quite enjoyable, having never played it before

Although everyone does not know what harmony means, they are also embarrassed to ask, as it would make them seem lacking in competence

Then let Da Mao speak first. Second Uncle expressed his stance first

In this day and age, white flour is rare, and meat is even rarer

What is it, Da Mao? Generally, matters of this nature are not significant

There is no need for thousands; just 7 or its multiples will suffice. For example, if an elder calls out 1, we will turn according to the sun, and when it reaches someone below, that person will call out 2

Only Sha Zhu looked completely bewildered

Xu Damao tightly embraced Qin Huairu's arm, his hand moving upward

Xu Damao explained the rules regarding the transformation of 7 to everyone

Rest assured, sir, if I have a dog, I will take it with me wherever I go. If I cannot take it, I will confine the dog indoors, ensuring it never has the opportunity to harm the child

The three elderly gentlemen were eagerly praising Xu Damao, and when it came to the matter of the deaf old lady, not a single person in the entire courtyard dared to voice a dissenting opinion

Finally, Qin Huairu called on Jia Fei, while Xu Damao pretended to be drunk. When he was holding Jia Fei, he deliberately let go, causing Qin Huairu to suddenly run into Xu Damao's arms

Next, we will enter the drinking segment, and there are no good drinking rules in this era

They went to the deaf old lady's place, called for Yushui, and the two of them brought Shazhu back home, also bringing an old man back home, casually taking the old man's steamed bun for Yushui.

Everyone was left dumbfounded by a single sentence! When do people usually start boasting about the country while drinking?

Turned around and went to the home of Uncle Er, seeking assistance

Everyone was praising him in a chaotic manner, while Zha Zhu pouted his lips with a look of discontent on his face

Let it be, being a bit foolish is not bad, let's go drink

Hahahahahaha

Damo is doing quite well now, taking good care of the elderly, truly commendable

The other two elders are the least likely to eat people; this small matter is not enough to trouble Xu Damao

Jia Fei said: "No, today Da Mao is opening his doors, we must toast together with three cups!"

The old lady is indeed a presence registered at the Commander's Office! Who would dare to show her any disrespect

Hahahahaha